Filmy Shenanigans
Guns Blazing: Bollywood Attack!! feat. Shotgun Uncle, Bipasha, John & SRK!!!
Attack #1: The Shotgun Comedy Show Well, Shatru Chacha had quite the week wreaking havoc all over YRF’s studios. As far as asking him to the unveiling of Yash Chopra’s statue for the Walk Of Fame, they can officially file that under WORST INVITE EVER. In case you haven’t heard, what happened is he made […]
- On Divas & Intellectualz: Mahesh Bhatt, Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor + Special 26 & Chashme Baddoor!!!
- Deadly Zingers & Crazy Headlines!: Salman Khan, Farah Khan, Murder 3 + What All The Kids Are Up To & Atif Aslam!!
- Reader Comments On Romancing The Khans, Katrina Kaif & Race 2′s Metagossipy Climax
- Stardom Sucks! Sequels = Cash Cows! + Ram Leela, Himmatwala, KJo, Anushka, Ranveer, PC, SRK & More Amazingly Random News!!
- Who Let The Divas Out? Saif, John, Ranbir, Ranveer + The Kat-Anu-PC-Dips Frenemy Quadrangle & More!!
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SRK’s Most Masterful 8 Minutes
So I know this is soooooooo not the point of SRK’s mooh-tod karara jawab to the psychos but is it just me or is he unbelievably seksy when he’s angry + brilliant + classy all in one go? ANGRYSEKSYSRKFTW!! Also, he says very important things that are worth listening to when you’re done drooling over […]
SRK & The Whole Firstpost Fiasco
YOU KNOW I HAD TO. Even though this thing doesn’t deserve to be dragged out anymore than it already has been, I can’t help but put on my SRK defense gloves (they’ve gotten dusty, it’s been a while) regarding the whole Firstpost – slash- Outlook drama. If by some chance you don’t know what went […]
Money Is Money & Cherries Are Cherries: The Brilliance Of Race 2 [SPOILERS]
CONTAINS SPOILERS. IN THE NAME OF JOHNNY LEVER STOP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. We can stop talking in caps now. Hot Saif is Hot walking on a beach as our mooooossshhht favorite jockey-killing tycoon, Ranveer. Hot John is Hot stepping out of a helicopter as Armaan, badass, […]
Matru Sabotage, YRF’s 3-Film Contracts, Bollywood Bahus Katrina & Nargis & Saif Promotes Race 2!!
Matru Sabotage!!!! The trade pundits have been having a blast taking this movie down even though HT reports that MKBKM was VB’s highest first day earner. For a film with a 33 crore budget, a 21 crore opening weekend should, at worst, be called “average”. The film’s 5 day box office total stands at about […]
It’s Raining Awards In B-Town!!
Awards season is HERE friends!! And even though the nominations (Filmfare!) and the wins (Screen! and Zee!) are generally bullshit, I get excited every year anyway. Come on admit it ADMIT IT. You get excited too. Because – - we reserve the right to be absolutely indignant about deserving people who don’t win awards that […]
Matru Ki Bijlee, Chennai Express, Senior Bachchan’s Internet Lingo, Zilla Ghaziabad & SAW’s First Look + Ek Thi Daayan !!!
Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola So pretty much all the people who scare me on twitter are absolutely in LOVE with this movie so….yeah, I think I’ll give it a skip. What’s been especially baffling are many reviewers who have been comparing it to both Aiyyaa and Joker. Primarily because I had hoped never to […]
Looking Back At: Maine Pyar Kiya
Well here’s the thing. I was in junior high. And Salman Khan looked like this: Really. I never stood a chance. Maine Pyar Kiya is a tough phenomenon to describe. If you were there when it hit, you know there was no escaping the universal swoonage over Salman. Beyond that though, the film has so […]
2012: The Year That Was
Happy 2013 you guys!!!! I’ve been stalling and stalling on getting my end of year post written because frankly the end of 2012 was terrible between the horrible, horrible tragedy of Jyoti Singh Pandey (which put me off movies, Bollywood and almost everything else for a long time) and me catching the flu from hell, […]
SRK’s “Solitude Of Stardom” Speech
I know I’m like a billion years late on SRK’s Thinkfest talk but I FINALLY caught it the other day and was blown away. Instead of deconstructing the whole talk, which many people have already done, all I wanted to do was transcribe his final speech on “the solitude of stardom” so it was preserved […]
Dabangg 2: No Kamal From Pandey Ji
Yes! I managed to catch this earlier than I anticipated because for whatever reason, it was playing in NYC from the 20th instead of the 21st so I was like fuck holiday shopping, I’m going to watch my movie. However, because it’s still so early, if you’re a Salman fan and you’re planning to watch […]




