HIATUS OVER. Aurangzeb, YJHD, and CANNES 2013 MADNESS!!

HIATUS OVER. Aurangzeb, YJHD, and CANNES 2013 MADNESS!!

Because you know what? They’re making too many sequels, Nargis Fakhri is signing too many goddamn films and why in the name of Donald Duck is Raja Sen interviewing her anyway, can anyone explain this to me please? Everything in B-town is falling apart without me!! But, I digress before I’ve even started… Aurangzeb aka […]

HIATUS: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

HIATUS: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Where have I beeeeen? Hai na? What about the Bollywood? And Anil-Akshay’s CHAMCHAgate (copyright @bogeyno2)? And the endless permutation combinations of Ranveer-Anushka-Deepika-Ranbir-Katrina? And SRK being off twitter because apparently he’s preparing to marry PC? What about the YJHD trailer and the Lootera trailer and where are the reviews of Special 26 and Kai Po Che? […]

Guns Blazing: Bollywood Attack!! feat. Shotgun Uncle, Bipasha, John & SRK!!!

Guns Blazing: Bollywood Attack!! feat. Shotgun Uncle, Bipasha, John & SRK!!!

Attack #1: The Shotgun Comedy Show Well, Shatru Chacha had quite the week wreaking havoc all over YRF’s studios. As far as asking him to the unveiling of Yash Chopra’s statue for the Walk Of Fame, they can officially file that under WORST INVITE EVER. In case you haven’t heard, what happened is he made […]

On Divas & Intellectualz: Mahesh Bhatt, Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor + Special 26 & Chashme Baddoor!!!

On Divas & Intellectualz: Mahesh Bhatt, Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor + Special 26 & Chashme Baddoor!!!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: RACE 2 HAS JOINED THE 100 CRORE CLUB. TAKE A BOW LADIES & GENTLEMEN. ABBAS-MUSTAN: 1, SANITY: 0. Intellectual #1: Mahesh Bhatt So I’ve finally figured out how not to be irritated by the Bhatts. See, every time they have a Movie 4, Film 3 or Zillat 6 on release, we can look […]

Deadly Zingers & Crazy Headlines!: Salman Khan, Farah Khan, Murder 3 + What All The Kids Are Up To & Atif Aslam!!

Deadly Zingers & Crazy Headlines!: Salman Khan, Farah Khan, Murder 3 + What All The Kids Are Up To & Atif Aslam!!

Bit of a rushed post today but SO MUCH OF ZINGING going on in B-town! I think Ameesha Patel’s GlamStar adverts are just making everyone really irritable. Salman Khan ZINGERS! On the sets of a recent ad shoot Salman was in no mood to walk. Or act. Or over-act. So he gave the director a […]

Reader Comments On Romancing The Khans, Katrina Kaif & Race 2′s Metagossipy Climax

Reader Comments On Romancing The Khans, Katrina Kaif & Race 2′s Metagossipy Climax

One of the best things about having a blog is getting awesomely awesome comments from readers. Though I can never hope to compete with the entertainment gold mine that is the Pinkvilla Comments Section, I do get a comment every now and then that I fall in love with. I’d hate to see them get […]

SRK’s Most Masterful 8 Minutes

SRK’s Most Masterful 8 Minutes

So I know this is soooooooo not the point of SRK’s mooh-tod karara jawab to the psychos but is it just me or is he unbelievably seksy when he’s angry + brilliant + classy all in one go? ANGRYSEKSYSRKFTW!! Also, he says very important things that are worth listening to when you’re done drooling over […]

SRK & The Whole Firstpost Fiasco

SRK & The Whole Firstpost Fiasco

YOU KNOW I HAD TO. Even though this thing doesn’t deserve to be dragged out anymore than it already has been, I can’t help but put on my SRK defense gloves (they’ve gotten dusty, it’s been a while) regarding the whole Firstpost – slash- Outlook drama. If by some chance you don’t know what went […]

Money Is Money & Cherries Are Cherries: The Brilliance Of Race 2 [SPOILERS]

Money Is Money & Cherries Are Cherries: The Brilliance Of Race 2 [SPOILERS]

CONTAINS SPOILERS. IN THE NAME OF JOHNNY LEVER STOP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. We can stop talking in caps now. Hot Saif is Hot walking on a beach as our mooooossshhht favorite jockey-killing tycoon, Ranveer. Hot John is Hot stepping out of a helicopter as Armaan, badass, […]

Stardom Sucks! Sequels = Cash Cows! + Ram Leela, Himmatwala, KJo, Anushka, Ranveer, PC, SRK & More Amazingly Random News!!

Stardom Sucks! Sequels = Cash Cows! + Ram Leela, Himmatwala, KJo, Anushka, Ranveer, PC, SRK & More Amazingly Random News!!

Stardom Totally Sucks Man Open Magazine had a really fun-slash-heartbreaking article (only in my world can it be both fun and heartbreaking) about stars totally going off their rocker from time to time. The article is titled “Side Effects Of Stardom” (thank you Asim!) but the two main side effects seem to be hubris and […]

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